Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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