Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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