Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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should my penis look like a turkey
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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