I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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