is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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