Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
no, he came in my armpit
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
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Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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