we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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