Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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