i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I FOUND THE LEGS
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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