i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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