make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I need moral support for this bender
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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