OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
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I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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