I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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