Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
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Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
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Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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