margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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