dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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