You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
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