**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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