Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
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Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
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The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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