if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
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I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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