Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
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We need to start having sex underwater more often.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
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Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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