dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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