I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
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just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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