everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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