why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I would ride that face into the sunset
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
