Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
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I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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