Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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