is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
