Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
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I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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