Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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