That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I cockslap morals
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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