youre lurking in front of me
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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