Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
There r osticjed everywhere
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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