Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
She bit a glass in half.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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