Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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