Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
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I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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