cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Randomize
