no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
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I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
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Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm both gender and math confused
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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