Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
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Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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