I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
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Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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