Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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