wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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