I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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