yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
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just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
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I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
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