i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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