I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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