Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
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He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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