If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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