I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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