The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
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I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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