i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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