i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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