i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
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You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
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He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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