Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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