So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
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I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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