You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
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and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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