From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Randomize
