I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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