So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
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I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
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So much puke
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm